Boris Johnson

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Boris Johnson, is a professional clown, a former mayor of London, member of parliament and now Prime Minister. His hair looks ridiculous and always messed up, as if he styled it that way. Rumors are that he uses Theresa May's tremendous diarrhea mixed with Oh Hungee as his hair product.

Blo Jo took the premiership after Theresa May took the country and aimed it straight for disaster, and he has stayed the course right along the "Winds of Change". This is no surprise since he has been a strong proponent of Brexshit since the referendum was initiated.

Every time he talks, laugh tracks can be heard in the distance. This may be Blo Jo's doing as he seems interested in appearing as hilarious as he can.