SpaceX

SpaceX is a company that produces and operates really awesome space rockets. This is accomplished by SpaceX's awesome rocket engineers, who are able to operate by keeping Elon Musk away from the design process. Elon Musk is distracted from the SpaceX internal operations by a giant screen computer featuring social media, which was installed at SpaceX by the staff for just this purpose.

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Starlink

Starlink is a low earth orbit satellite internet service. Many fanbois somehow believe that despite the cell size being estimated at a 15 mile diameter, this will somehow completely destroy terrestrial networks in suburban environments.

Butt Trauma Detection Center

Since Elon Musk is frequently if not constantly butt hurt, we at SpaceX have built the BTDC command and control grid featuring world coverage geosynchronous satellites and geodistributed botnet servers to flood the Xtwitter with fanboi comments, defending Elon's sore anus 24/7.