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SpaceX is one of many billionaire-owned space ventures that is spewing garbage into orbit. They offer commercial launch services as well as operate a completely unsustainable low earth orbit satellite internet service, Starlink. | SpaceX is one of many billionaire-owned space ventures that is spewing garbage into orbit. They offer commercial launch services as well as operate a completely unsustainable low earth orbit satellite internet service, Starlink. | ||
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Revision as of 16:25, 26 August 2023
SpaceX is one of many billionaire-owned space ventures that is spewing garbage into orbit. They offer commercial launch services as well as operate a completely unsustainable low earth orbit satellite internet service, Starlink.
Products
Starlink
Starlink is a low earth orbit satellite internet service. Many fanbois somehow believe that despite the cell size being estimated at a 15 mile diameter, this will somehow completely destroy terrestrial networks in suburban environments.
Butt Trauma Detection Center
Since Elon Musk is frequently if not constantly butt hurt, we at SpaceX have built the BTDC command and control grid featuring world coverage geosynchronous satellites and geodistributed botnet servers to flood the Xtwitter with fanboi comments, defending Elon's sore anus 24/7.
